If you ever wondered what your Starbucks drink order implied about you, now's your chance to find out. Admittedly, I never wondered...but bear with me. After all, someone really smart once said, "You don't know what you don't know."
Anyways, here's how it works: You type in the drink you get at Starbucks and The All-Knowing Starbucks Oracle will tell you things you didn't know about yourself. For example, I didn't know until today that I was so big into wine coolers or that most people who order my drink are strippers.
The website that makes this all possible states, "Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate." I understand that they're trying to make a bold statement there, but seriously, I'd recommend removing the word "other"; it weakens the argument. ;)